Pulsar Sex Pit

Description
"Legendary hang-out for every lazslinger and roid-runner in the Galaxy."

The Pit had music with bass so loud that it caused the orbit of the planet to decay. The toilets were reinforced with giga shields due to extremely strong alcohol. The pit contained women so betitted that Bodega himself had to wear a quantanium jock strap.

The pit was destroyed by Bodega after Hurk Burk's Burkday party.

History
Bodega Part Tres takes place here. Bodega parked up outside the pit at the start of the story, performing a quick mental sitrep. After performing his sitrep he bangs on the quintanium door, only to be told to "Flarv off." when he tells the door guard that it is him, the door opens. The Vikarg that is guarding the door is a friend of Bodega, and directs him to the Sex Pit.

Bodega descended into the pit and it is described in great detail. He orders a pint of Mutar ale and is immediately accosted by Hurk Burk. The music stops and the two have a small exchange. Bodega notices everybody grinning and gets suspicious, claiming that there is no call for it. He quickly realises that the meeting was a set up after realising that Tan Blatchman was present.

Bodega intended to escape, and didn't care if that killed everybody around. He had to distract everyone with a gun (200 people), and so used his patented Happy Thoughts Brain Musher, disabling everyone within 50 metres. After this, he nailed the unaffected people. Hurk Burk was first, Bodega used his Grabby Grabby on Hurk Burk's nuts, clamping like a grog limpet. Bodega then killed Squittles, Rhombus, and Treg by using a Void Grenade he had hidden in his tooth, the grenade congealed them all into on homogenous lump.

Finally, Bodega turned his attention to Tan Blatchman, propelling himself towards him with his Scram Boots to punch him in the jaw. Bodega then seared a hole in the ceiling with his lazgun and jetpacked out, before hovering, setting his lazbeam to wide angle, and destroying the entire pit. Only to realise that he destroyed his Tear Cycle in doing so.