Tartania

Description
Tartania is an icy planet with tartan coloured land. The ice caps of Tartania go almost to the equator, although the tartan colours are still clearly visible through the snow. Due to all of the snow it is incredibly cold, although their culture forbids the wearing of a coat, and those that do are threatened with death.

Due to the odd arrangement of magnetism around Tartania, there is only north that exists, no south, east or west.

The two main cities in Tartania are Glesgae and Edinbruh.

It is said to smell like deep fried food, as Tartanians love to deep fry everything.

The inhabitants of Tartania drink 15 cans of Spacial Brew a day as an average.

It is home to the meanest pub in the sector, The Pub, run by Mad Donald.

History
In Part Once, Bodega and V.A.R.U. visit Tartania to retrieve Big Rab. When they returned to the Disco Volante, it had been spray painted, defecated on, and one of the wings had been deep fat fried.

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