Shit Rivet Tavern

Description
"As bars go, the Shit Rivet Tavern took sleazy and redefined the word."

History
The first Bodega story took place here.

Bodega was drinking ale undercover, he had drunk five pints when a group of four interlopers entered. They were described as wearing "desert cloaks" and "dust masks". Two of the interlopers sat either side of the door, one sat behind "the ale swigger" (Bodega), while the final interloper approached the bar.

The interloper at the bar requested "ladies choice" of drink, before revealing his "offworld combat teeth", at this point in the story Bodega reveals himself, his first lines in the entire series being "Put the chompers away mister. Can't you see my friend here is odontophobic?"

This interloper immediately recognised Bodega. Chompers wanted Bodega to accompany him and his comrades, however, in the space of a blink, Bodega had killed the four interlopers. Bodega finished his ale, with his lazgun smoking in front of him. It is then revealed that Bodega had noticed the men following him and had set his lazbeam to pierce their "Shrovian Armour". It is also revealed that he killed Chompers' 3 companions with a shot through the heart, reflected off Chompers' teeth. He then killed Chompers by angling his lazbeam shot off "the third incisor row 5 lower" which reflected into his brain, killing him instantly.

Floop then proceeded to repeat Bodega's name, which Bodega found weird. Bodega paid and left.