Scurlia

Geography
Scurlia is a planet with four suns, is described as having "a brilliant Scurlian dawn". It is a planet with hills and a grey mist which can obscure the sunrise and sunset. The soil on Scurlia is loose, and can be "settled" into easily.

History
Bodega Part Dos takes place on Scurlia.

The story begins with Bodega overlooking a group of "smugglers" from his hilltop vantage point. The "smugglers" are vaping, which is outlawed under Crem Slum Dump's law, but they felt "the law didn't extend to them". Bodega wishes he too could vape, but refrained as it would reveal his location, due to him using an "advanced Mega-Vape capable of blanketing a small moon."

Bodega watched as the group of "smugglers" began to play with RC vehicles. He knew that they would be using them for dastardly deeds. He noted that they "sure didn't dress like smugglers, the clever bastards". He noted that the "smugglers" were wearing glasses, which Bodega assumed to be a bad disguise.

Bodega eventually gave in to his vape addiction and gave away his position by creating a giant 50m cubed cloud of vape-smoke. One of the "smugglers" fired up an RC drone and sent it to look at Bodega, who released a small fart, as a precaution. The drone then spoke to Bodega, saying, "Hello, are you the park ranger, we have a permit to fly our drone as long as its not a Sunday. Furthermore-" he was then cut off by Bodega firing his lazbeam and destroying all of the "smugglers" by superheating every molecule of water in their bodies.

Bodega believed his job to be complete and packed up to head off to his Gretham. On his way back he noticed the real smugglers, wearing Black Stealth Suits, and carrying a large-bore Omni-Rifle. Bodega didn't realise that these were the true smugglers, simply giving them a thumbs up and a wave before leaving the planet.