Tartanians

Description
Tartanians are a very hostile race of humanoids, they are a reference to Scottish people. Tartanian culture forbids friendliness, although their traditional greeting is "Awrite"

Tartanians are generally ginger or bald, and are not prone to wearing anything other than jeans and a tshirt, and if anything else is worn, violent action will be taken.

They tend to drink, on average, 15 cans of Spacial Brew every day, although there is only one pub on Tartania, known as "The Pub"

Tartanians have a very short life expectancy, as they tend to die at age 23 due to heart disease caused by excessive drinking and eating.